My dear squidward

Squidward, you are so cute.

You may explode in anger at times, and you may be cruel to your friends.

But you remind me of my daddy, with his skinny legs and doughy belly.

Some people may dislike you, but you will always find favour in me.

Many mascots have shown the warm and tender side of you.

The way your tentacles move gracefully as you embrace children in a shy and coy fashion.

The way you do your infamous dab, and the way you play games and pose.

I find you very endearing, and you remind me of my father.

He has legs which are skinny like a chicken and he has a bit of a pot belly too.

You may not be popular with others all the time, but I see the good side of you, and I love your dark humour.


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